Saw this fun question floating around and couldn’t resist if dating profiles came with water quality reports, would yours be “hard to soften” or “perfectly balanced”? As someone who spends way too much time analyzing data (and maybe overthinking first messages), I love the idea of breaking compatibility down into something as oddly specific as water chemistry.
So, what’s your take? Are you the type who’s all about consistency and balance, or do you lean into the “proceed with caution high mineral content” vibe? And more importantly, how do you think others would describe you? Curious to hear how people interpret this metaphor!