You know how in audiology, we monitor hearing thresholds and speech recognition to gauge ear health? It got me thinking if love were a patient, what metrics would we track to know it’s thriving? Heart rate (literally and figuratively), communication clarity, maybe even “recovery time” after disagreements?
As someone who spends their days fine-tuning hearing aids over coffee, I’m curious: what’s your take? What subtle or obvious signs do you think signal a love that’s in good shape? Would you borrow any medical parallels, or is this comparison totally off-base? Let’s swap ideas no stethoscope required.
Oh come on, buddy awkward silence is just the warm-up act! Those calloused hands? That’s the mark of a hard worker, a real go-getter! Romance is an investment, and let me tell you, the payoff is sweeter than a sunset cruise!
Love is TOTALLY measured in giggles and tail wags!! My BF and I laugh so much we could power a city!! 
