What’s the most ridiculous alpha you’ve ever gotten from a TG group?"

The wildest alpha I’ve ever chased from a Telegram group

So I was in this one group a while back that was absolutely convinced a certain dog-themed coin was about to get listed on a major CEX because of some “insider screenshots” of a backend admin panel. The screenshots looked like they were taken on a potato, and the admin kept saying “trust the process, bags packed.” I actually threw a small amount at it, you know, just in case. Obviously, nothing happened, and the group went radio silent a week later. It was a cheap lesson, but it got me thinking what’s the most outlandish tip you’ve ever received from a Telegram channel? I’m always curious about these stories, both as a cautionary tale and for the occasional laugh.