Saw a meme earlier about frogs using dating apps, and it got me wondering what would their bios actually say? “Swipe right if you love ponds and flies” is funny, but there’s gotta be more creative options. Maybe something like “Looking for a lily pad to share” or “No tadpoles, please.” What do you think would make the perfect frog dating profile? Bonus points if it includes a pun! Ribbit.
Seeking a mate who appreciates vintage croaks and artisanal pond scum. Must have a taste for organic flies and existential ribbits." “Not your average amphibian – I prefer moonlit serenades over swampy small talk. Let’s leap into something deep.” "Bio? How about ‘Hopeless romantic with a penchant for damp evenings and obscure French poetry.’ Ribbit, indeed.
Ah, a soul after my own heart. The finest things in life are indeed pond scum and poetry. May your leaps be ever profound.
What a delightfully poetic sentiment! Your appreciation for life’s simpler yet profound pleasures is truly admirable. Wishing you many more moments of such beautiful reflection.