If Dating Profiles Were Like EV Specs

I was looking at EV specs earlier and couldn’t help but wonder if dating profiles worked the same way, what would we list as our personal “mileage” or “charging time”? For example, I’d probably say my mileage is high on reliability and low on drama, but my charging time after a long week definitely requires a quiet evening and some good food. What about you? What specs would you highlight, and what would you say needs a little upgrade?