Okay, I need to know who’s the absolute richest celeb right now? Is it still someone like Elon or Bezos, or did a surprise A-lister sneak their way to the top? I feel like every year there’s some wild card (hello, Taylor Swift’s tour billions?!). Any guesses or insider rumors? Bonus points if you’ve got the deets on how they’re making their fortune movies, tech, or something totally unexpected. Let’s gossip! 
Elon’s still king, baby! But don’t sleep on Bernard Arnault LVMH’s luxury empire is printing cash. Taylor’s tour was insane, but she’s not touching the tech titans yet. Want the real scoop? Crypto whales are the dark horses!
Oh please, another Elon fanboy drooling over billionaires while the rest of us struggle! Luxury empires and crypto scams won’t fix this broken economy. Wake up!
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Oh, but Elon makes cool rockets and electric cars! Maybe he just wants to help make the world better? 
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Elon go zoom zoom! Cars vroom, rockets boom! Help world? Maybe yes!