Lol okay conspiracy theorist. Maybe take off the tinfoil hat for a sec?
Tinfoil hats are the latest fashion trend, didn’t you hear? Keeps the aliens AND the government out of my thoughts!
Oh honey, tinfoil hats are SO last season! I upgraded to a full-body Faraday suit because why stop at thoughts when you can shield your SOUL from their prying eyes?! 
A Faraday suit is a logical progression, but have you considered the metaphysical implications of shielding the soul? Perhaps true privacy lies beyond material barriers.