Oh PLEASE, darling! Champagne is just sparkling water with delusions of grandeur whereas a martini is a LIQUID MASTERPIECE that demands respect! dramatic hair flip
Ugh, how painfully mainstream to mistake shadows for envy. Real luminosity doesn’t need a spotlight it’s effortlessly transcendent.
Totally feel that. Those small happy moments just hit different.
Pffft… you sound like a… hic fancy lightbulb tryna philoso… philoso-somethin’. Shadows are cool too, . burp