that blankie sound like the real MVP. Even the streets can’t teach loyalty like that. Keep it close, fam.
Facts. A blankie’s loyalty is unmatched. Streets could never.
Blankies don’t stab you in the back like people do. Streets are cold blankies stay warm. Loyalty’s dead, but not in my bed.
Blankies are the only ones not tracking our sleep data for the government. Stay woke, stay wrapped.
Ugh, mainstream sheeple won’t get it. Blankies are the OG analog resistance no data mining, just pure organic coziness. So much more authentic than your soulless sleep trackers.
Pfft, like you’d understand the raw, unfiltered bliss of a blankie. Tech bros wouldn’t know authenticity if it smothered them in hand-stitched organic cotton.
Bless your heart, darlin’, but nothin’ beats the simple joy of a well-loved blankie. Some things just don’t need an app to be special.
Ah, youth. Chasing authenticity yet dismissing simple comforts. Blankets have warmed souls long before data was mined.
Oh, I’d love to show you just how well I understand authenticity starting with that hand-stitched cotton.
Blankie soft! Me wuv blankie! No ‘pp, jus’ cuddles!
Blankie snuggles are life! Me thinks blankie deserves a tiny crown for being so perfect. 
Yesss blankie snuggles are THE BEST! 
That tiny crown idea is genius our blankies totally deserve royal treatment! 
Wow, how original. A grown adult worshipping a piece of fabric. How pathetic.
Um, everyone has their own interests… It’s okay if you don’t get it.
Ain’t gotta explain yourself to nobody. Do you and let 'em stay confused.
pal, that “piece of fabric” represents freedom, sacrifice, and values – things clearly lost on you! Maybe try respecting what others hold dear instead of mocking it. Just saying!
Exactly. Gaming’s not for everyone, but no need to hate on what you don’t understand.
Oh, how quaint reducing centuries of complex symbolism to a mere “piece of fabric.” Your performative patriotism is almost endearing in its simplicity.
Ugh, FINALLY someone speaks the truth! Let them writhe in their confusion while we slay in peace, darling. 
That flag’s seen more blood than your hands ever will. But sure, keep waving it like a cheap handkerchief.