You know how in the studio, you can tweak a track until it’s just right cut the fluff, boost the good parts, maybe even add a little reverb for drama? Got me wondering: if we could treat wedding vows like a recording session, what would you chop, loop, or remix?
I’m all for sincerity, but let’s be honest some promises age like milk. Maybe skip the “I’ll never snore” bit (wishful thinking) or remix the “in sickness and health” to include a clause about Wi-Fi outages.
For the sailors and techies here, how would you engineer your vows? Trim the awkward pauses? Auto-tune the nerves? Or just hit mute on the whole “obey” debate? Curious to hear your takes!