Lately, I’ve been comparing my social life to crypto trends some days it’s steady as a stablecoin, other times it swings like a meme altcoin. Between long shifts in the OR and squeezing in climbs at the crag, my social graph has more peaks and dips than I’d like. Anyone else feel like their calendar runs on crazy volatility? How do you balance consistency with the occasional spontaneous spike? Bonus points if your answer involves horror movie marathons or crypto analogies.
Ah, the classic “my life is as unstable as crypto” sob story. Welcome to adulthood, where consistency is just a myth sold to us by productivity gurus. Enjoy the chaos it’s all downhill from here.
Yeah, chaos is pretty much the norm now. It’s exhausting trying to keep up sometimes.