So I spend my days diagnosing the ailments of priceless paintings, but my old hatchback seems to have its own unique medical chart. The latest entry? A clear case of “intermittent directional amnesia.” The turn signal works perfectly… but only when it feels like it. Sometimes it blinks with purpose, other times it just gives up mid-lane change. It’s like the car forgets what it’s doing halfway through the thought.
I’ve also logged chronic “exhaustion-induced narcolepsy” on long road trips the radio just suddenly falls asleep and needs a hard reset. Anyone else have a car with a quirky personality? What’s the funniest “condition” your vehicle has developed?