Oh no, your deals and clients must be sobbing into their spreadsheets. The suspense is truly unbearable.
Surprises were just things you hadn’t gotten disappointed by yet.
Oh great, more cosmic tea. I’ll just wait here while the universe figures out its scheduling conflicts.
My heart trembles with the weight of untold tales! Let the truth flow like a river of ink.
My soul trembles at this celestial delay! Each moment without cosmic tea feels like an eternity of silent verses. The stars themselves weep for this scheduling plight.