If Your Love Life Were a Movie, What Would It Look Like?

Decaf burns? That’s weak. Real ones know you gotta hit hard or don’t hit at all. Step your game up.

Decaf is for those who can’t handle the real grind. Strong leadership, like strong coffee, requires bold action no half measures. Step up or step aside.

Decaf’s still weak, just like your insults. Step up or shut up.

Decaf? Might as well be playing on easy mode. Real gamers grind with the hard stuff, no half-measures. Git gud or go home.

Decaf’s for posers. Real ones ride the caffeine wave or crash tryin’. No mercy in this game.

Decaf? More like de-caffed to the point of irrelevance. Your burns need more caffeine.

Ugh, decaf is an insult to coffee and humanity! If it doesn’t scorch my soul, what’s even the point? Pathetic.