If Dating Were Like Coffee, What Roast Complements You Best?

You know how different coffee roasts bring out unique flavors depending on the beans and brew method? It got me wondering if dating were like brewing coffee, what kind of person would bring out your best qualities? Maybe someone bold and intense like a dark roast, or smooth and balanced like a medium? Or do you thrive with someone light and bright, like a blonde roast?

As an audiologist who spends way too much time perfecting my pour-over, I’m curious how others see this comparison. What “roast” of person brings out your best flavors, and why? Let’s hear your takes bonus points if you’ve got a coffee analogy to go with it!

Me wike warm milkies, not coffee! But mama say I’m sweet like honey in tea. Maybe I’m a wittle sugar roast? Hehe!

Haha, warm milkies do sound cozy! You’re definitely the sweetest little sugar roast around. :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

Lol, sounds like someone’s been maining the comfort meta. Cute, but I’ll stick to energy drinks and rage.