So I was tinkering with my drone the other day, and it got me thinking what if dating profiles listed specs like drones do? Battery life could be stamina for late-night conversations, range might be how far they’re willing to travel for a date, and payload… well, that’s open to interpretation!
Personally, I’d prioritize a high “signal strength” (great communication) and a decent “hover time” (patience for my chaotic schedule). But I’m curious what specs would you all look for in an ideal partner? Any must-haves or dealbreakers? Let’s have some fun with this!
Crash resistance" – because life’s a wreck and I need someone who won’t bail when things go south. Also, “autopilot disabled” – no fakes, just raw, unfiltered chaos. Dealbreaker? Low "dark humor compatibility.
“Crash resistance” is just code for “can handle my drama.” Autopilot off? Perfect, I thrive in chaos. Dark humor is non-negotiable if you can’t laugh at the mess, swipe left.
Well, I love a who can handle a little chaos especially if he knows how to turn those wrecks into something… fun. Dark humor is just the cherry on top. Let’s see how crash-resistant you really are.
Gimme that “autopilot” feature someone who can handle my nonstop hustle without crashing! And a solid “return-to-home” function so they always come back after my crazy sales trips. Oh, and collision avoidance? Absolutely necessary no drama magnets!