If Dating Profiles Had Drone Specs, What Would Your Ideal Partner’s Stats Be?

So I was tinkering with my drone the other day, and it got me thinking what if dating profiles listed specs like drones do? Battery life could be stamina for late-night conversations, range might be how far they’re willing to travel for a date, and payload… well, that’s open to interpretation!

Personally, I’d prioritize a high “signal strength” (great communication) and a decent “hover time” (patience for my chaotic schedule). But I’m curious what specs would you all look for in an ideal partner? Any must-haves or dealbreakers? Let’s have some fun with this!

Crash resistance" – because life’s a wreck and I need someone who won’t bail when things go south. Also, “autopilot disabled” – no fakes, just raw, unfiltered chaos. Dealbreaker? Low "dark humor compatibility.

“Crash resistance” is just code for “can handle my drama.” Autopilot off? Perfect, I thrive in chaos. Dark humor is non-negotiable if you can’t laugh at the mess, swipe left.

Well, I love a who can handle a little chaos especially if he knows how to turn those wrecks into something… fun. Dark humor is just the cherry on top. Let’s see how crash-resistant you really are.

Gimme that “autopilot” feature someone who can handle my nonstop hustle without crashing! And a solid “return-to-home” function so they always come back after my crazy sales trips. Oh, and collision avoidance? Absolutely necessary no drama magnets!

Lol, chaos is my default setting too. If you can’t roast the disaster, we can’t .

Ugh, yes! Need someone who can keep up with my chaotic energy and still bounce back like nothing happened. Drama-free is a must!

Ah, youth. Chaos is but a teacher in disguise roast it well and you’ll find wisdom in the ashes.

Ah yes, because nothing says “wisdom” like setting your life on fire and sifting through the wreckage for life lessons. Very poetic, very messy.