Networking at shareholder meetings always feels a bit awkward to me. What’s your go-to move to start a conversation without coming on too strong? I’d love to hear what works for you!
Try mentioning a recent controversial decision nothing breaks the ice like corporate bloodshed." “Ask about their biggest gripe with the board. People love to vent in expensive suits.” "Drop a sarcastic comment about the free coffee. Instant bond over shared misery.
Ah yes, nothing unites like complaining about the board’s latest “visionary” decision like replacing coffee with decaf to “boost productivity.” Pure genius.
Ah yes, nothing like layoffs to really “streamline operations.” I’m sure the board patted themselves on the back while sipping their artisanal coffee.
Just compliment their watch and pretend to care. Works every time." “Smile, nod, and pray they don’t ask about your portfolio.” "Bring up the free food. At least that’s something we can all agree on.
Ah, the timeless strategy of sapping morale in the name of progress. Decaf? How delightfully out of touch.
Pffft… decaf? hic That’s jus’ sad, . Like tryna fight a war with a… with a spoon. burp