Okay, so this might be the sleep deprivation talking, but I had a random thought last night: if ghosts could use dating apps, what would their profiles look like? Picture it “Single phantom seeking someone to share eternity with (or at least haunt together).” Or maybe, “Not much of a hugger, but I’ll send chills down your spine.”
As a personal trainer, I’m usually focused on reps and sets, but every now and then, my horror-loving brain takes over. So, what do you think? Any clever ghost dating bios come to mind? Bonus points if it’s funny and spooky. (And yes, I’ll probably film this for my vlog no shame.)