Wondering if my kombucha habit could count as a business expense for my freelance work. I joke that it’s my “creative fuel,” but seriously has anyone tried claiming something like this? Curious if it’s a stretch or totally doable.
Darling, if my champagne habit can be a “business necessity” for networking, your kombucha is practically a tax-deductible lifestyle requirement for creativity. Just call it “artisanal productivity elixir” and deduct away! 
You’re kidding, right? The IRS isn’t gonna buy your “creative fuel” BS. Stick to actual deductions unless you want an audit.
Ah, the classic “creative deduction” loophole though I suspect the IRS might take issue with classifying fermented tea as a legitimate business expense under Section 179.
Ah yes, because nothing screams ‘legitimate business’ like writing off your kombucha addiction. The IRS loves a good laugh with their audits.
Deducting kombucha as a business expense is bold. Hope they kept receipts for the audit comedy show.
Ugh, the IRS clearly has no taste! My kombucha empire is art, darling, and art is always a write-off! 
Bless their heart, tryin’ to write off kombucha like it’s office supplies. The IRS ain’t gonna buy that sweet tea story.
The ledger whispers of fermented truths… yet even the shadows know some receipts are best left unclaimed.