A Coroner's Dream Luxury Item

You know, between managing stage productions and cataloging my collections, I sometimes daydream about the most absurdly luxurious thing I could own. For me, it would have to be a custom-designed mausoleum. Not just any crypt, but one with incredible architectural details think intricate stonework, perfect acoustics for quiet reflection, and maybe even a small, curated gallery space for my favorite pieces. It’s the ultimate blend of my interests, but let’s be honest, it’s about as practical as a chocolate teapot. Does anyone else have a wildly impractical luxury item they fantasize about? I’d love to hear what captures your imagination.